Analysis report on the Feasibility of getting rid of procrastination completely

1

judging from the number of "positive" words painted on the wall, I have been here for a whole month.

2

since the human "procrastination" behavior was discovered in the reflex-sensing area of the brain, procrastination has been completely cured, which has changed from a psychological subject to a biomedical engineering problem. At this global "Rooney Tik" trial center, dozens of researchers and patients are making a bold attempt to completely get rid of procrastination.

I am a procrastinator, and of course, I am honored to be chosen to undergo this resection.

the latest research shows that the dynamic response area (P + response area) produced by procrastination behavior is located in the deep basal ganglia of the white matter of the brain, which is mainly composed of the caudate nucleus, lentiform nucleus, screen nucleus, and amygdala. At present, researchers use animal glandular protein to calibrate its working area, in the behavior pattern of recurrent procrastination, accurately locate the p + sensing area of basal ganglia, and then remove it completely to cure procrastination.

I must tell you that the environment of the laboratory is the wonderful-the dormitory of a double room has a few clean windows. In the activity hall, green walls, green carpets, and green bedding make people feel as if they are in a pool of green autumn water. Nurses in delicate pink suits walk through them like flickering lotus flowers. The only thing that didn't satisfy me was Martha, the head nurse, who was always exploding, her voice as loud as a 20kg-stuffed TNT, 's face was covered with a thick layer of cheap foundation, with a pair of sausage lips trembling up and down, the foundation fell like fireworks at a grand opening ceremony. The only thing that didn't satisfy me was Martha, the head nurse, who was always bursting like a 20kg-stuffed face with a thick layer of cheap foundation, which fell like fireworks at a grand opening ceremony. The pink suit didn't match her sturdy, round limbs at all, but she stubbornly squeezed in "Su Qin, it's time for you to take your medicine!" A few meters away, she could bomb me with her voice. I waved obediently, and she laughed from a distance, sandwiched between a group of pink nurses, like a very abrupt onion.

the food in the laboratory is very good, with coffee for breakfast and cucumber, seabuckthorn and avocado rich in VC; soft fish and hairy crabs are often served for lunch and dinner to supplement protein. It is said that the orange digestive glands of hairy crabs, commonly known as crab roe, can promote protein secretion and amino acid activation in the p + sensor area, making it easy to lock the working part of the P + sensor area and live here for a month. The crab shell I peeled off on the dinner table can make a hill.

3

at three o'clock in the middle of the night, I woke up from my sleep and wiped the sweat from my forehead. My roommate Alan, flashlight, looked at me in surprise. His throat is dry and hoarse, and his voice is made without any emotion, like a tone composed of some kind of electronic component:

"Is everything all right?"

"excuse me, Alan, did I just yell something in my dream and disturb you?"

"who is Shen Qing?"

"it's my girlfriend. I dream about her."

"Oh."

Alan finished and fell asleep-- he did this every time, neatly, without a word of nonsense, without the slightest delay, and the little snore quickly rolled out like a bubble, and I knew he had sunk into the bottom of the lake like a big fish.

speaking, Alan is here for a second operation. Six months ago, he came here to try the experiment of excision of p + induction zone. Although the operation was not thorough, the effect of the operation was very obvious. He got up punctually at 4:30 in the morning, Rest at 9:30 in the evening, kept running for 10 miles, and was supported on a flat plate for half an hour. He always reads Stephen King's novels over and over again, plays Kenny G's saxophone songs, hardly laughs, and talks pitifully-in short, he is a very efficient person who plans his life accurately and carries out all his work vigorously, like an alarm clock that can never go wrong. If only I could be like him after the operation, so he is not only my roommate but also my idol and hero.

I rest my hands on my hands and look up at the moonlight out of the window. In a few weeks, I will be able to complete the preparation for the calibration phase of the experiment, remove the p + induction area, and soon see my dream Shen Qing. My heart pounded wildly at the thought of this. This month, I have dreamed of Shen Qing almost every night. I dreamt that I was driving her down the winding mountain road in a pick-up truck. The blue sky came like a cloak, and Shen Qing ran behind me like a cloud. Shen Qing smiled and rolled down the window. Put your hand out of the window.

"Wow, the wind is so soft and cold, we feel like we are at the bottom of the sea!"

"do you want to feel the waves?"

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"Wow--"

I stepped on the gas pedal, and Shen Qing could not help shouting. The mountain wind roared past my ears, filling the whole car like a tidal current.

"Oh, my God, what a strong motivation."

"do you know? I changed the exhaust pipe and sharpened the cylinder, so we can go a little faster. "

"Su Qin, you are so good!"

Shen Qing leaned over, played to my ear, and quickly lit me with a warm kiss. The windmill electric switch of the pick-up truck galloped along the mountain road, alarming the egrets all over the mountain. "poof" the egrets sprang up, like the white light that obscured the sun, so that people could not open their eyes.

"Hey! Get up. "

I don't know when I have fallen into a deep sleep on my back in bed. Alan came back from a run early in the morning and woke me up with a big hand. Outside the window, the sky was bright.

4.

the days waiting for surgery are not boring. To ensure physical health, the laboratory organizes sports every day. It was ping-pong time in the morning, and after Mei Mei took a nap, Then ushered in the dusk group walk time. I'm not in the habit of taking a nap, but Martha says it's good for our health. As I said, she always likes to show her authority in broad daylight, shouting

"Su Qin, don't play tricks and let me watch you swallow the medicine!" across the crowd, she shouted in a tone that was about to blow up the whole universe.

well, I obeyed, took the pill from the nurse's hand, opened it in a cold mouthful, and let the capsule flow down my throat and fall into a wet stomach sac. The capsule quickly melted and drowsiness was nourished, growing like a thriving Reed on a beach, entangling my body, and finally burying me deeper into it.

"Hey! Get up. "

I was woken up by Alan again, put on a loose zebra suit, and walked with him into the red sunset. Dusk is the happiest time of my day. Allen goes to flatbed support training alone. I will chat with Ah Fu and Peter Hai for a while on the long stone bench under the wisteria.

A Fu, Peter, and I are procrastinators who choose to separate the p + inductive zone for the first time, equally lazy and curious about the future. We first met in the morning ping-pong time to form a men's doubles group. I was with Allen, Ah Fu, and Pitt. Of course, Allen and I always won without any doubt, because Allen and I were so powerful. even if Alfred, Pitt, and I formed a three-man team to encircle Allen, we worked together to fight together, as a vigorous three-England war against Lv Bu, as a happy and happy fight against landlords-- unfortunately, Alan waved his racket easily and beat us by chopping melons and vegetables.

the three of us losers soon got mixed up during the dusk walk. Ah, Fu used to be an excellent cook with exquisite Huaiyang cuisine. Martha often transferred Ah Fu to the restaurant to help. Since I formed a great friendship with Ah Fu, I can always take a hairy crab from him at dinner. I bit down on the orange gland in the crab shell-wow, the juice shot down on the mouth wall in an instant, the ointment slowly permeated the taste buds, the fat taste made people shudder, and I wanted to cry a few crystal tears to commemorate this great friendship.

Peter used to be a sailor. He told me that when he was floating on the sea, he could not see a girl for years. To pass the day, he could only drink a lot of tea, Longjing, Pu'er, Dahongpao, and jasmine. Drink until the bladder is plump, the heart is swollen, when the boat sees the girl, his eyes shine, and spitting can also make the passing cockroach pregnant.

"then why did you come here instead of looking for a girl?" I asked.

"the old days were so lazy that I didn't want to do anything when I was floating on the sea. I wanted to cure my procrastination, so I went to be a bartender, hanging out in a small bar and spending time with beautiful girls." Pete said.

"I want to be a great salesman after the operation, running day and night, selling diet pills, and making a lot of money." Ah, Fu said.

"but aren't you a fucking cook? Shouldn't cooks try their best to make endless delicacies for mankind? " Pete asked.

"those are out of date, choosing ingredients, simmering, and carefully seasoning-people nowadays don't have much spare time to do this, OK with some industrial seasoning." In the end, Ah Fu added: "loving beauty and money is the last word."

at sunset, our idol Mr. Allen is straightening his body, holding up the ground, and fighting with his strong waist for a long time, Allen still seems to work tirelessly to hold on.

"Alan is great!" The three of us shouted in unison.

5.

A week later, Ah Fu brought amazing news.

half a month ago, there was a married patient in the laboratory who had recovered from the operation and went home. Some patients left their home number and asked them about the effect of the operation.

"guess what?" Ah, Fu said with wide eyes.

"Speak, speak!" Pete and I were impatient.

"The effect of the operation is excellent. The two are quick-thinking, high-spirited, planned, and without any procrastination. I think it's only a matter of time before they get promoted and get a raise. " Ah, Fu said.

"that would be great," I said.

"but." Alfred paused and added: "it is said that two people live in different experimental areas and go home for a reunion after a long time. Good-bye is better than newlyweds-- you all know, when they are good before their clothes are taken off, their bodies are completely out of control. Go straight to the point-'bang' is like a rammer with full power."

"Oh, my God, is it that good?" Asked Pete.

"well, after finishing, the two rushed into the bathroom and quickly took a bath and changed clothes. No one spoke anymore. One turned on the computer, checked the market, and the other immediately tidied up the housework, washed and cooked. After dinner, they listened to music, watched TV, and then got better again, this time faster, as if they had been given an antipyretic injection. At 9: 30 in the evening, the two rolled to the side of the bed and slept like a pair of door gods. " Ah, Fu said.

"Oh, my God, there is no foreplay, no communication, every minute counts, and the process is as accurate as passing ISO9001 certification, isn't that a little scary?" Peter turned pale and hesitated and asked, "do you still need surgery?"

"of course!" Ah, Fu and I shouted in unison.

6.

Martha's noon capsule always makes me sink into deeper dreams. The sleepiness of Overgrow obscures the sun like a tall bush. Without light, I can't see my Shen Qing in my dream. One day I dared to press the capsule on the bottom of my tongue and took a big gulp. The water, exaggerated, raised its neck and swallowed it-- you wouldn't have guessed that I fooled Martha, the onion. She put aside her thick lips like sausages and laughed like a snow mountain in labor, and the white meat shot up.

"Su Qin, such a good boy-come to the restaurant to help next time."

after Martha walked away, I quickly buckled the capsule from the bottom of my tongue and stuffed it into a green pillowcase.

"what are you doing?" Alan, who was reading the novel, asked.

"I. I always fall asleep after taking this medicine. I think I'll stop a few times. "

before I finish, Alan has put down his novel, closed his eyes, and gone to sleep-I guess he must have looked down on a patient like me who didn't cooperate with the trial, and he didn't bother to talk to me. Throughout the noon, I was awake and awake, but I dreamt about Shen Qing at ten o'clock that night.

"Su Qin, can you hurry up and stop dawdling?"

"Oh, oh!"

I replied, complaining secretly about my lazy character. No matter eating, walking, shopping or driving, I was always a procrastinator.

"hurry up, or you'll miss the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise?"

"Don't worry, I'll modify our car."

saying, I stepped on the accelerator-the dream suddenly reversed, a large area of egrets flew out of the dark valley, I was so dazzled by the bright light that I couldn't open my eyes, and I shouted Shen Qing's name.

"Shen Qing, Shen Qing!"

"Su Qin, how dare you to lie to me?"

I woke up scared-it was Martha. She clutched the flashlight, her eyes glaring like a ping-pong ball fired by Alan.

"How dare you pretend to take medicine? do you still want to have a resection operation? do you force me to give me an injection now?"

I was so scared that I buried my head in the quilt and trembled like an ostrich.

"Fortunately, I kindly asked you to help cook in the restaurant. Listen to me carefully. If you don't cooperate with the preparatory work before the operation, you won't even get out of the door!"

I was carried out of the dormitory by several male caregivers who poured into the door and thrown into a separate small room. By the time I could get out of the room again and enjoy the leisurely afternoon, it was seven days later.

7.

"you can't go back on this operation, and even if you want to refund your money and leave now, the staff of the Roonitik Experimental Center will certainly not allow it." Ah, Fu said.

"The situation is not good right now, and many experimenters want to give up the operation and leave here as soon as possible," Pete said.

"Why?" I asked.

"there was a big problem with the life of the couple who left the experimental center earlier," Pete said.

is it sex? I asked.

"it's not just that. Their current living conditions are very crazy. They work overtime like chicken blood every day, which is despised by their colleagues; they gobble up their meals and quickly develop symptoms of stomachache; they pick up a favorite book and read it from the cover to the last page in one breath, without rest at all, until the cervical vertebra is in severe pain. Running, fitness is the same, as long as a plan, will be meticulous implementation, Thunder, rain, haze days also insist on running out, no matter how sore and swollen muscles will never take the initiative to rest. Of course, what is crazier, more chaotic, and more frightening than this is that they can't stop at all, and they have no control over their lives. " Ah, Fu said nervously.

"But I think Alan is in good shape, and I don't see anything wrong with him," I said.

"he must be an outlier!" Ah, Fu shouted.

"what do you want?" I asked.

"We want to get out of here as soon as possible." Ah, Fu and Pete said in unison.

"do you want to get out?" I asked in a low voice.

"well, what do you think?" Pete said.

"I, I. I came here for surgery because my girlfriend Shen Qing always thought I was procrastinating. By the way, before we came here, we had a big fight about my procrastination. Early that morning, we decided to get up early to watch the sunrise, but I dillydally and had no choice but to drive on the mountain road. I love her, so I want to do. " I said.

"But we need you." Ah, Fu couldn't help interrupting me, adding: "We don't want to live like that, we want to be aimless in the afternoon sun, and we want to brag and talk about stocks and business while drinking coffee." Want to be like a child, run into the heavy rain, get wet but still keep humming and stepping on the water-this is life, life is not living according to ISO standards, life needs sometimes chicken blood, sometimes chicken soup, sometimes chicken thieves, sometimes fucking bird flu! "

"Hey, think of your Shen Qing, she doesn't want you to be like that," Pete said.

I finally nodded gravely, and Ah Fu took the opportunity to come over and say, "Su Qin, I want to tell you more about our escape plan, but first you have to cooperate with Martha to take the medicine on time and stop fooling around."

8.

there is a four-story fence around the Roonitik test center, and the testers can't climb it at all. The restaurant is on the second floor of the experimental center, connected to the food and medicine warehouse on the fourth floor through a 400kg sundries. The food and drug warehouse is the commanding height of the whole test center.

"as long as we can reach the food and medicine bank, we can easily jump over the fence," Pete said.

"but the fence is so high that even if we can climb it, how can we jump directly from it?" I asked.

"so we need a ladder." Ah, Fu said.

"so we need to make a soft ladder," Pete said.

"but it takes a rope to make a soft ladder. Where does the rope come from?" I'll ask again.

"Don't forget our hairy crabs. I help cook in the restaurant. As long as I can hide a few of them from the rope tied to the crab every day, I will soon be able to make a soft ladder." Ah, Fu said.

"Don't forget that I'm a sailor. It's too childish to tie a knot and make a soft ladder. As long as the rope is enough, I can even weave a whole fishing net." Pete said.

"what else do you need me to do?" I asked.

"Su Qin, you are a mechanical engineer. We need you to open the door of the sundries elevator, connect some electrical safety protection devices, and operate the sundries elevator to take us to the food and medicine warehouse." Ah, Fu said.

"The three of us each do our jobs, and we can get out of here smoothly. Come on, for us to regain our freedom!" Peter poked a big hand in front of me.

"come on, brother, let's do a job, cowardly imprison people's souls, but the other side of hope is the light of freedom!" Ah, Fu said, putting his hand over the back of Pete's hand.

"all right, all right. I have only one request: take Alan. He has already had an operation and can no longer enjoy the life of idleness and freedom. He is such a poor man. Take him with you. " With that, I also covered the palm of my hand.

"OK. Su Qin, I can see that you are so fucking affectionate. " Pete said.

"so now, you need to go to Martha and admit your mistake profoundly to her. You'd better pour down your pills and try to get her heart as soon as possible and come to the kitchen to help you." Ah, Fu said.

9.

I finally moved back to my dorm room with Alan, and the next morning, for the first time, I said good morning to Martha. At that time, I walked over with a red face and leaned over Martha like a hot lantern.

"good morning, Martha! Please give me a cup of coffee. "

"Huh."

Martha flickered the wings of her nose, her two sausage lips trembled like cramps, and held up the coffee pot coldly.

"Oh, no sugar, thank you, Martha!" I raised the coffee cup high, cleared my throat, and said,

"No sugar, no sugar, you see there is a sweet, red sun on the fence that morning."

"Hey, hey."

Martha looked out of the window, finally, put aside her sausage lips, and left without a smile-you know, it's not hard to make the girls happy. Pete's right. I'm a fucking affectionate person in front of life.

after lunch, I swallowed my pills cooperatively again. To tell you the truth, the nurse poured boiled water a little hot, but for the sake of love and freedom, I was strong enough to open my throat and swallow them together. Life can be lazy, but people need a little desperate spirit to live.

at the dinner table, Fu and Pete put down their soft fish and winked at me. Alan was still engaged in wrestling with the crab shell, sticking out his long tongue and licking the ointment, unaware of the small movements of the three of us. A week later, Ah Fu tentatively complained to Martha that the restaurant was understaffed and needed to find two more people to help in the restaurant after dinner.

Martha mused for a moment and finally poked my amiable red lantern face:

"Su can, and take Alan with you."

things are going surprisingly well, and I think of Ah Fu's words that not only chicken blood but also occasional chicken thieves in life, can also make people deeply feel happy and comforted.

10.

Pete quickly started the work of knitting the soft ladder. after work was over every night, he and Ah Fu secretly stuffed some hairy crab rope in their pockets, and after turning out the lights, they tied the rope in the quilt. Over the years, to pursue exorbitant profits, every crab is like a bandit captured alive, tied up with a thick and hard rope, and sent over. There was plenty of rope, and we soon had enough materials to make a soft ladder.

I screwed three steel bars together, converted it into the unlocking key of the hall door of a sundries elevator, and stole a cook's headphone cable to act as a short wire for the electrical equipment of the control cabinet. On the fifth night when we went to help with the kitchen, Pete finally knitted a soft ladder, put it in a garbage truck, and smuggled it into the restaurant.

in the restaurant late at night, the working atmosphere was very relaxed, everyone was busy washing vegetables and fruits, steaming crabs and soft fish, and no one noticed our escape plan. After the sundries elevator shut down, I snuck out of the door, knocked on the switch box with a steel fork, removed the foreskin of a headphone cord, and connected it to the back road of the lock ladder. Then another headphone cable is used to short-connect the electrical safety circuit of the sundries elevator. When it was done, I quickly motioned to Ah Fu and Pete, who took out a loft ladder from the bottom of the trash can, stepped on his shoulder, and followed Ah Fu into the shaft of the sundries elevator and squeezed into the top of the car.

in order not to attract the attention of the people around me, I walked up to Alan, who was buried in his work, patted his shoulder, and said, "Hey, it's a nice night tonight. Would you like to see a new moon?"

"not interested."

"er. But Martha said let's go and repair the sundries elevator shaft. "

"all right."

Alan followed me out of the restaurant and into the elevator shaft.

"It stinks. What's that smell?" Alan asked.

"it's this soft ladder. Pete hid it in the trash can." Ah, Fu said.

I turned on the maintenance operation device on the car and slowly opened the elevator. Pete shrugged his shoulders and pointed soft ladder said:

"Hey, brother, on the road too fierce, the taste is so bad that people just want to scold their mother." But those who yearn for freedom have nothing but poetry and distance in their hearts. "

Alfred and I laughed after hearing this, and Alan still sat with an expression on his face. The elevator finally arrived at the food and medicine warehouse, above the skylight, the starry sky, and a golden crescent.

"Free at last!" Ah, Fu shouted.

"isn't it about repairing the elevator shaft? What are you doing here? " Alan yelled.

I rushed to say, "keep your voice down, Alan!" The situation is urgent. I'll make a long story short: don't do the resection of the p + induction area. if procrastination is eradicated and human life will be castrated, we'd better hurry up. "

"are you going to run away-- no one moves," Alan said, shaking his arm and showing his majestic biceps.

"ah? Martha? " Ah, Fu shouted.

Alan instantly turned around and looked back. Ah, Fu quickly snatched the steel fork from my hand and pounced on Allen.

"No--"

before I lost my voice, the steel fork had pierced the back of Alan's neck. Alan grabbed the injured neck with his big hand and was about to resist when Pete rushed over and put a soft ladder around Alan and strangled him tightly.

"brush!" Ah, Fu quickly showed the basic skills of a good cook. In a moment, his hands were crossed and Alan's neck was poked into honeycomb coal.

"ah? Alan, Alan is a robot! " I yelled.

"I found out he was not normal." Ah, Fu said.

"how do you know that?" I asked rhetorically.

"when eating such a fat hairy crab, there was not a trace of a smile on his face. At that time, I concluded that he was by no means a normal human being and that he was undercover by Martha's robot sent to us. " Alfred paused and added:

"think about the last time you pretended to take medicine. How did Martha know so quickly?"

"what a procrastination cure, go to hell!" Peter said, flying at the smoking Alan.

Allen fell to the ground and suddenly burst into a room full of brilliant fireworks.

"No, if you want to be found, run." Ah, Fu shouted.

Pete and I pulled the ladder off the smoking Allen. Ah, Fu opened the window and quickly jumped onto the wall of the test center. Soon, there was a rush of footsteps outside the warehouse door, and I seemed to hear Martha screaming hysterically:

"grab them, don't let the three of them run away -"

the situation is urgent. We hurriedly fixed one side of the soft ladder to the iron fence of the fence, and Ah Fu was the first to climb down. The warehouse door was pried open with a bang, and Martha rushed up with a group of male nurses in white coats.

"Pete, you go first, and I'll break the back." I shouted.

Pete hurriedly climbed down the ladder, and I grabbed the rope and put my legs on the ladder-but it was too late, and the group of white coats behind Martha rushed up to me like a huge white plastic bag. I had no time to climb down, and in my impatience, I let go of my hands and let my body plunge firmly into the boundless darkness like a steel nail.

11.

I don't know how long it took me to wake up. I found myself stiffly bound to the hospital bed with severe pain all over my body. A nurse in a pink suit came slowly with a needle in her hand.

"stop messing around and get a good night's sleep."

she slowly pushed a tube of cold liquid into my body, turned to another nurse behind me, and whispered,

"what a poor patient with 9527 beds. He was in a car accident in the mountain with his girlfriend the other day. He was so scared and mentally ill that he had to make trouble in the hospital every day."

outside the window, the night sky sank into a sea of stars, and the bright new moon climbed into the sky like an anchor of gold. Drowsiness came, and my eyes became more and more blurred.