Dabai is drunk

the benefit of Xiaobai company is not good recently. The production of the workshop has been suspended for three months, everyone has nothing to do, and the company does not let employees be idle, so they carry out monotonous training and confiscate employees' mobile phones during the training period. Everyone complained and dared not speak out. I don't know who wrote a limerick and circulated it among the staff to make everyone laugh. There is a poem as proof:

Xiaobai smiled when he saw this poem. He remembered that when he first joined the job, everyone in the company was so busy that someone wrote a limerick to make fun of it. Xiaobai guessed that it may have been written by the same person:

A lot of people in the company were ready to move and secretly sent out their resumes. Xiaobai felt that it was not a thing to go on like this, and it was time for him to take action.

when Xiaobai came home from work that day, Xiaobai was sending his resume online when he heard the sound of the key turning on the lock outside the door. He should have come back. Xiaobai heard someone open the door and enter the room, the footsteps were getting closer and closer to the bedroom, and then he was supposed to push the door, but there was a quick clap outside the bedroom door. Xiaobai remembered that the bedroom door had been locked by himself and immediately got up to open the door. However, Xiaobai always knocks at the door or directly calls her to open the door. How did it become a clap today?

before Xiaobai reached the door, the clapping of the door had stopped. she listened attentively, and the footsteps went in the direction of the bathroom. Xiaobai reached out and opened the door, and suddenly a distracted face came. Xiaobai was defenseless: "Mom, you scared me to death!" My god! Why do you drink so much? "

"I. I've tried my best, and there's nothing I can do about it. " Dubai said as he stumbled and fell on the bed.

"what is it? Did what work? " Xiaobai was annoyed that he had been drinking again and his tone was not good.

Da Bai's head-down position was uncomfortable. He turned over and said, "it's about helping you find a job."

Xiaobai remembered that she had been nagging about the difficulty of finding a job recently. Dubai said that he knew a friend whose company was very good. He could help introduce Xiaobai.

just as Xiaobai was about to ask something, he suddenly lay down by the bed and shouted eagerly: "trash can, trash can!" Xiaobai hurriedly put the trash can on the bed, and Dubai vomited in front of the dustbin. The smell of alcohol instantly pervaded the whole bedroom. Xiaobai covered his nose and thought, "has this been regarded as drinking secondhand wine?"

but Xiaobai found that this time Dubai's vomit did not give off the smell of other food. it was strange that the smell of wine used to be mixed with the smell of the dinner he had that night, sometimes fish and sometimes meat. The strange taste of the mixture is disgusting. Xiaobai leaned over to check, this time Dubai only vomited some thin water, many of them were on the edge of the trash can, Xiaobai moved the trash can to make him spit more accurately. Dubai vomited painfully a few times but didn't spit anything out. He turned back and lay on the bed, his arms scratching his clothes feebly.

I've been drunk like this several times before, but I can answer him every time I talk to him, and my head is very clear. Although he sometimes talks to himself and giggles, Xiaobai always thinks that he is pretending to be drunk and his acting skills are too poor to escape her eyes. Doesn't she know him yet? On weekdays, it is Xiaobai who instructs him to do things, and he can instruct her through wine, bring him tea, take off his clothes, and, more importantly, escape the routine of washing every night. Dubai always follows Xiaobai for things at home, but he always tries to hide from washing at night, pretending to be pathetic every time: "can I not wash tonight?" Xiaobai doesn't understand. He washes clean and sleeps comfortably. Why is it like he's on the execution ground? Xiaobai could not tolerate sharing a bed with a scruffy person, so he forced him to wash every night.

so after Dubai got drunk again, Xiaobai insisted on dragging him up and washing him. He refused, so Xiaobai folded his hands around Dubai's neck and tried to pull him up, but could not pull him up. Xiaobai grabbed his leg again, dragged him under the bed, and crawled back in the middle. Xiaobai pulled and dragged, hit and kicked him, but Da Bai remained motionless.

Xiaobai said angrily: "Don't sleep on the bed if you don't wash it!"

Dubai seems to be asleep, with drunken groans. Xiao Bai climbed onto the bed and shook and rubbed and rubbed at him like a monk in the Tang Dynasty: "Don't sleep on the bed if you don't wash it!" Don't sleep on the bed unless you wash it! " Dubai was so annoyed that he rolled over and rolled to the ground.

Xiaobai is frightened. Doesn't it hurt to be so loud? Aren't you faking it? But isn't it cold in winter?

Xiaobai stared at the big white hair for a while, jumped out of bed, and tried to pick him up, but a man as thin as a monkey was heavier than a pig. Xiaobai tried several times and was out of breath, but he was still unable to move back to bed. He simply gave up and went to bed by himself. Anyway, the ground was so cold that he would climb up.

sure enough, not long after Xiaobai lay down, Da Bai really climbed up and cried unexpectedly aggrieved when he got into bed: "I miss my mother. I'm going to call my mother, who …"... I'm going to call my mom, whoo. I'm going to call my mom. You're not nice to me. Whoo. "

when Xiaobai saw that Da Bai was serious, she also took out her cell phone, opened the recording, and let him hear what she was doing tomorrow. As soon as the phone was connected, he burst into tears and said, "Mom, whoo." Xiaobai is not good to me, whoo. "

it was Da Bai's father who answered the phone. he kept shouting "Da Bai" at the other end of the phone as if confirming whether Da Bai could hear him, and Da Bai did not respond to him. He only cried and mumbled vaguely in his sleep. Xiaobai could not hear what he said, but his a funny appearance made her want to laugh, but she could not laugh, so she had to hold back.

the other end of the phone has been replaced by a white mother, Shen. He even received a sniveling phone call from his son in the middle of the night. He was surprised and asked, "what's the matter?" What's happening? Why are you crying? "

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mom, Xiaobai was not nice to me. She sent me to sleep on the floor. Whoa, whoa. "

Xiaobai can't help saying, "I'll go!" Open your mouth and tell lies! "

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Xiaobai brought me the phone: "Mom, Da Bai is drunk and crazy. He sleeps on the ground by himself. I told him to come to bed."

Mother Dubai was relieved: "Why is Dubai drinking again?"

"I don't know. When he didn't come back at 10:30, I called him a lot and sent him a lot of text messages. He didn't answer any of them, so I was in a hurry. I drove everywhere to look for him, only to meet him on the way."

"Why didn't you answer the phone?"

"I don't know. I was in a hurry at that time. I looked for him everywhere, but I couldn't find him in his company. As a result, I saw him near the neighborhood."

"he was drunk when he was eating out, and they didn't see him off?"

"because he's not drunk, he walks in a straight line, pretending! I thought he was working overtime. I had no idea that he went out to dinner, but I didn't answer his phone. I thought something happened to him, or his cell phone was stolen. As a result, I saw him on the road near the neighborhood, and he was still running on the road. How did he look like a drunk? When he got home, he asked him to brush his teeth and wash his face, but when he didn't, he got drunk, pretended to be dead, went to sleep under the bed, and said I kicked him out. "

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"I drink a lot." Mother Dubai said.

"he pretended not to drink as much as he did last year. He threw up all over the floor, but he didn't throw up this time."

Dubai was adamant: "I was just drunk. She pushed me to the ground, and I was very cold." The ending of the word "cold" dragged on for a long time.

Xiaobai listens to him pretending to be innocent and pitiful, confusing black and white, and unconsciously raising his voice: "you slept on the ground by yourself, and you blame me!"

Mother Daobai said, "Why don't you call home when you go out for a drink?"

said: "I didn't stop fighting, I just forgot."

"understand, can you forget that, too? Who doesn't call home first when he goes out for dinner? Are you worried about your family? "

"Xiaobai pushed me to the ground. I was lying on the bed when I went home. It was Xiaobai who pushed me to the ground."

Xiaobai can't let him smear himself like this, lest her mother-in-law think that she is abusing her son, so she quickly interrupts Da Bai: "Mom, as soon as he gets home, he lies on the bed, and I say, take off your clothes, then brush your teeth, wash your face, wash your feet, wash your teeth, wash your face, wash your feet or something." Then he said no washing, and I said no sleeping on the bed without washing, and then he rolled himself to the ground. "

crying, like a repeater, she said over and over again, "she pushed me under the bed." She was not nice to me at all, and she pulled me by the neck, whoo. "

"Xiaobai, you take care of him for me and make him drink less. If he doesn't listen, you can tell me."

"Mom, I say it every day, it's no use. He won't listen to you. I can't control him. " Dubai's mother said earnestly, "Da Bai, drink less wine, do you listen?" What's so good about getting drunk every day? Xiaobai told you not to drink, you should listen to Xiaobai, ah. Xiaobai, you are all right. "

"got it, Mom. Go to bed early. It's all right."

Xiaobai put down the phone, and Da Bai was quiet. Xiaobai glanced at him: "Humph, borrow wine to act coquettish."

Xiaobai sighed and finally got up and got out of bed to boil water. Dubai made the sound of "mm-hmm" while sleeping and swallowing saliva in the quilt. He heard the sound of boiling water in the kitchen and shouted like a somniloquy: "I want to drink water."... "

Xiaobai was so surprised when she watched the drunken part of her brother-in-law in the TV series "husbands' money" that she couldn't believe her eyes. The eldest brother-in-law called his mother when he was drunk, crying, and looking the same. if it hadn't happened before, it would have been hard evidence of pretending to be drunk! The next day Xiaobai put the recording out for him to listen to. He laughed and grabbed the phone. Xiaobai asked him if he was pretending to be drunk. He said he didn't remember it at all. The sincerity made Xiaobai doubt himself.

however, this time Xiaobai could no longer blame him for drinking, so he came over to help him take off his clothes: "take off your clothes and go to sleep in a bed."

Dubai took off his coat, got up to take off his trousers, loosened his belt, and pulled it down hard, with his underwear, and the buttocks were exposed. Xiaobai saw this and hurriedly stopped him: "shit!" Do you even have to take off your underwear? "

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Xiaobai lifted his underwear and pulled his pants down. After taking off his pants, Xiaobai helped him lie down, and then gently covered him with a quilt, thinking that he should sleep well. I don't want you to wash tonight.

Dubai gradually breathed evenly, and suddenly a feeling of nausea rushed to his throat. He immediately fell to the edge of the bed and pounced on the trash can. Xiaobai sat on the edge of the bed, gently caressing his back. Dubai kept vomiting and the body shook, as if there was a hand in his internal organs, trying to squeeze out all the filth like twisting a towel, but his stomach was empty and could not spit out anything, and his stomach seemed unreconciled. For a few seconds, Dubai's arched back suddenly stiffened, as if he were about to swallow his last breath.

Xiaobai is so painful to see that Xiaobai is so distressed. Already: "Oh, my God, your bile is going to spit out!"

the whole face was flushed, the body slowly slipped down, and the whole head was stuck in the dustbin.

"Oh, you dropped it in the trash can!" Xiaobai pulled him up, and she sat by the bed, unable to work hard. "you're going to fall in. Come up." Dubai vomited better and moved up. After a while, Da Bai raised his head and slowly went back to bed.

"look at the drool on your face." Xiaobai wiped the corners of his mouth with paper, and Dubai closed his eyes quietly like a child.

"well, you are so drunk every time you drink. You don't think you can throw up anything. It's all water and stomach juice. Can't you eat more food before drinking?" Xiaobai put on a new garbage bag while nagging.

"well, I see."

"Don't just say you know, you have to remember it in your heart and carve it in your head, okay?"

"I remember that my wife is so kind to me. But I'm useless. It's my incompetence. " When he said it, he was about to cry.

"it's not your fault, just do your best. You see, I've been sending my resume as soon as I get off work tonight. If you can succeed, you can't be blamed anyway. after all, it's all my incompetence and my bad work. Who's to blame? I'll stay in that company all the time. " Xiaobai said, "by the way, I was sure of you before, but now why not?"

"their department leader fortified a relative to come in."

"then forget it, don't embarrass yourself, just do your best. I'll find my job. I'll always find it. Don't worry."

"Hmm. I'd like some water. "

Xiaobai hurriedly poured him a glass of water and drank it clean. Xiaobai poured another drink, drank it, and fell into a deep sleep.

in the middle of the night, Da Bai got up and vomited several times, and Xiaobai gave him some stomach medicine. In the early morning, Dubai still vomited badly, still couldn't spit anything out, but felt a fever in his stomach: "I can't stand it. I feel so bad. I'm going to die."

"drink and cook on an empty stomach. Just have some food. I'll cook you some porridge. " Xiaobai thought while dressing that it was impossible for him not to drink in this life, and the family should still prepare some antidote to alcohol, so it would not be too uncomfortable.