Don't worry, your colleagues are getting fat.

"If only everything was as simple as getting fat."

when I was brushing and shaking, I was coldly poked by this copywriter.

recall that a few days ago, I dug up the jeans I wore last autumn and winter, only to find that the buttons were always a little reluctant.

I've made up my mind to do keep when I get home tomorrow night.

 as a result, I worked overtime the next day. It was 22:30 when I got home. I was drying on the sofa like a salted fish, and I didn't even want to take a bath, let alone take out my yoga mat.

but I felt at ease when I saw my roommate who came back from work eating potato chips while playing a drama.

it's the same. After a day's work, it's not relaxing.

while relieving myself, I also found that it seems inevitable for workers to get fat.

take the company's milk tea group, for example, almost every two days, a colleague sent a single link.

and incitement to order is extremely clever:

Choose a delightful puff sleeve prom dress with a small budget! Our versatile selections suit all figures well.

the first cup of milk tea in autumn;

the new week starts with tea.

even to celebrate the sunset today, everyone can light it up.

in short, "drinking milk tea" is a bad thing, but as long as we all do it together, the evil can be alleviated a lot.

it's like when you're at school, it's scary if you don't study for the exam, but as long as everyone doesn't review, you won't panic.

this "rabble" mentality makes getting fat a collective behavior.

when I thought of this, I confidently opened the connection and ordered a cup of mango coconut jelly.

and check "0 sugar zero-calorie" is the last stubbornness.

is not only milk tea but also the team-building methods of most companies are nothing new.

either Haidilao or outdoor barbecue.

but thinking that the boss is willing to be slaughtered, he only goes once a month.

almost without hesitation, I brought a bottle of white peach on the way to the forest, because hot pot can be eaten, sour plum soup can not be touched.

but I didn't expect to underestimate Haidilao. How can fat beef dip in sesame sauce and garlic chili oil be so fragrant?

 after all, there was so much oil in the hot pot that I scraped the whole piece of meat against the edge of the bowl before I dared to put it in my mouth.  
 

it is agreed that you can only take one tablet, but after taking this tablet, it doesn't matter if you take the second tablet.

unwittingly, the subway back was full of beef and remorse.

you can see that colleagues who also eat to the fullest feel comfortable again.

this is a strange theory of relativity: as long as everyone around you gets fat at the same rate, you won't be fat.

and for some unknown reason, you can always see some slightly fat girls wearing it in the little red books.

A kind of trousers with wide legs and high waist skirt, which hides the meat to 90 jin.  

 I ordered a collection for them, thinking that if I am really fat, there are many ways to go, not necessarily the one to lose weight.

even the next time I pass a full-length mirror that is too "honest", I still have the urge to lose weight

but losing weight is no longer necessary.

it's just like a small flame, burning when you don't feel good enough, and dying out when you feel good.

I went to work the next day, and my colleagues in Haidilao were ordering takeout the night before last.

 she skipped the braised chicken Boiled Fish with Pickled Cabbage and Chili and accurately clicked on a salad known as "Happy Diet".  
 

eat hot pot yesterday, eat salad today, and you can allow yourself fried chicken tomorrow.

 traditional weight loss seems to be insulated from all good things from now on; happy weight loss is tomorrow.  
 

I laughed at her. There is no way to lose weight successfully.

she said, "but I feel better."

then I realized that many people are not losing weight, but are dealing with the anxiety caused by their bodies.

I felt reasonable and ordered a salad.

by the way, I bought the fried chicken that I wanted to eat for a long time, and I'll probably be happy tomorrow.

Last.

I look pretty thin.

until I went swimming with my colleagues the previous summer, everyone was open. She watched me sit down, the whole piece of meat was limp, swimming, and the spray was amazing.

at that time she said, "so you're fat on your leg, too."  
 

I know she means no harm, but everyone is too sensitive to weight.

so I wrote this tweet to reassure you:

it's okay, everyone is getting fat.

moreover, people's perseverance and perseverance are limited. If you have already worked hard, there is no shame in eating a few more pieces of fried chicken.

so don't quit the milk tea group.

I have to go to work again tomorrow. Save yourself some happiness.

good night.