My girlfriend is a Virgo.

My girlfriend is a Virgo.

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as an IT man, I am easily envied by my friends. But they don't know that I didn't see the sun all last winter. Why? Because when I woke up, the sun had not yet risen, and the sun had already set when I got off work.

talking to the computer for a long time has made me unsociable. My performance at the party was like "how lonely a person's heart is in a crowded room" in "King of Sing".

occasionally some pheromones are a bubble in life. But the novelty is always easy to pass.

as a programmer, alas, I may ask too much for each other's details in life.

I obsessively align the curly braces of the code, change the program to lock the file, and emphasize the cleanliness of the code when the effect is complete. The habits of these programmers have also seeped into my life. So I think maybe I'm asking too much.

my friend also advised me to lower my requirements and make life easier.

but in the world of programmers, is there a lowering of standards?

when I told her these things later, she smiled happily.

but this is not the case when we meet for the first time. My friend and I were crowded in the pavilion when she came in like an uninvited guest with a bunch of boxes.


her first impression was her exquisite makeup and slim figure. Her position is exactly where I can see it when I look up. When I look up inadvertently several times, my eyes can bump into each other. During the dinner, someone suggested to play truth or dare, not lively me, distracted to the side of the sofa. Coincidentally, she was carrying a big box that day because she happened to leave her job. Restless, she and I became the quietest corner of the party.

I also took out my poor skills to pick up girls and talked to them without a word.

We didn't get warm until we talked about eating.

it turns out that we are all regular guests of this small restaurant. I come here because I am a fellow-townsman with my boss, and I often find my boss to rub up with hometown food to solve the pain of homesickness, but she likes that restaurant because she likes the white rice here.

when we got acquainted with each other, I laughed and teased her that "I haven't seen the world because of rice."

she was a little angry, and it was only then that I realized my misdemeanor.

looking at it, she suddenly changed from being invincible to saying the wrong thing. She also lovingly stuck out her tongue and said, "you don't understand the extravagant taste of the tip of the tongue!"

then he was silent again.


after that meeting, Wechat was added to each other. As I said, the programmer didn't give up easily, and after falling in love at first sight, I began to chase her. So the first step in chasing a girl is to take a look at her moments.

as a result, I found that she seemed to pay special attention to food.

and she is very neat (which is perfect for my obsessive-compulsive disorder).


 

continue to look, I found that she is a Virgo, no wonder. I also further rekindled the desire to get her.

in summer, I asked her out for an outing.

some friends found a farmhouse in the suburbs to cool off the summer, so I asked her if she would like to try some authentic firewood and rice.

I hesitated before. First, I didn't go out with her for a long time, and instead of choosing flowers and Western-style food, I plunged into the broadest rural land; second, Virgos are born clean, although the farmhouse has long been star-rated, there must be unbearable details of Virgo, such as toilets, such as sheets.

the message sent in the past did not respond for a time, and it was not until two hours later that I saw her response, which must have been a struggle for a long time.

Life in the farmhouse went well, but it made me realize that paranoia is a more important label besides Virgo's cleanliness.

early in the morning, she would get up early, follow the hostess to the foot of the mountain to fetch water, finish her washing in the countryside, and look for fresh wild mushrooms in the countryside.

before dinner, she would go to the kitchen to wash rice with the spring water she had returned, press the lid of the pot with a brick wrapped in a towel, and then squat in front of the stove to watch the wood burn. After all, it is midsummer, the temperature of the kitchen is very high, I am afraid of her heatstroke, but can not resist the persistence of Virgo.

she said she liked to hear the crackling of oily pine wood in the fire

she said she liked to watch the fire tongue climb from the bottom of the pot to the top

she said that the rice in the pot must be spinning

she said she liked to lift the lid of the pot and the smell of rice on her face.

it turns out that Virgo's first label is not cleanliness, but paranoia, picky, even for a bowl of homely white rice.

this paranoia is even better than my programmer's obsessive-compulsive disorder.


this reminds me of my idol Nicholas Tse, who is very fastidious about ingredients in Twelve Flavor, and small spring onion is very fastidious in his eyes, so he understands that refusing to serve because of dessert temperature is not an act, but Virgo's paranoia.

Yes, she has become my wife now.


marrying a Virgo woman who is highly addicted to food cleanliness, the good side is that the taste buds are so satisfied that they seldom go out looking for food; the bad side is that you have to be able to put up with the fact that cooking tools often appear in the trash can at home.

Today's delivery is already the third rice cooker in our one-year marriage.

the first rice cooker is a gift for the purchase of a range hood. It has been used no more than three times, either raw or sticky.

the second rice cooker is that she asked someone to replace it from abroad. I bought it. The original cost of more than 3000 yuan plus human expense makes the product not only expensive but also exquisite, just because she firmly believes that the moon abroad is more round.

We did a lot of trouble with this rice cooker. Because it is only sold in Japanese rice cookers, I have no choice but to buy a transducer. Because it is a Japanese manual, Baidu has various translations. Finally can cook, but also found that the Japanese cooker has special requirements for rice, to match northeast rice, but also Heilongjiang rice, which makes a Virgo suffocate for a long time.

although I knew it would happen sooner or later to update the rice cooker, I didn't expect it to come so soon.

Today's express delivery is a domestic Midea vacuum transformer IH rice cooker. Regardless of the product, the weight is enough. My 180 jin tough guy didn't lift it with one arm, so I dragged it in with both hands.

after unpacking, she first compared the instructions, quick-cooking, sweet cooking, miscellaneous grain cooking, brown rice cooking, germinated brown rice, Millet Congee, fragrant rice, Wuchang rice, northeast rice, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

then there was a 360-degree search, touching repeatedly in the pot body and tank with her slender fingers. If not for fear of being beaten, I wanted to hand her a magnifying glass.


ask her why she bought a homemade rice cooker.

she told me weakly because she thought she knew more about rice than she did, and she knew more about Chinese than Japanese cooker.

fearing that she would be deceived, Baidu took a look at Baidu. The news is introduced like this:

this principle design reminds me of the appearance of the fire girl watching the fire cooking in the farmyard.

in addition to making the boiled rice fluffy and sweet, Virgo, as a VIP member of the appearance Association, the general design is not eye-catching at all.


 Meimei vacuum variable pressure IH rice cooker shell adopts three-dimensional processing, integrated molding process design, the panel uses European-style black crystal color, bright luster, holographic ITO touch design, touch experience is not inferior to iPhone mobile phone.

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she proudly raised her little chin and told me: 6999. It's really for the true love, Virgo, who spends no money.

since the Virgo woman got back a Virgo rice cooker, my staple food has become a regular dish.

Today is the third meal of rice in our family this week, which should be regarded as the highest state of Virgo's paranoid pursuit of a bowl of rice.

many friends ask me how I live with a Virgo woman. I always take out my wallet and put the cash in my wallet in order from big to small, all because of a Virgo woman.