My grandpa

according to my aunt, my grandfather was a dragon in the village when he was young.

Grandpa is not tall, but he is lean and powerful. What he likes most is driving a car, and the two horses are fat and strong by him. What he is good at is playing with a good whip, which is loud, floating, and accurate. Hey, it's amazing.

once Grandpa made a bet with others on two hundred jin of wheat that Grandpa could pull off a willow leaf from the willow tree and not move the other leaves.

Grandpa agreed and swung the whip, and the whip rope woven with fine cow tendons was circling in the air like a swimming dragon. As soon as Grandpa shook his wrist, he immediately shook out a whip flower, and the air was squeezed hard by the whip flower, snapping like thunder on the flat ground, and then the whip rope burst straight, like a gun, straight at the willow leaf, and when it was collected back, a green willow leaf fell in a circle, and the other willow leaves did not move.

Grandpa carried two hundred jin of wheat on his shoulder and came home in one breath, all right.

at the beginning of autumn every year, Grandpa packed his cart early and went to Xishan to pull carbon. Pulling carbon requires a good strength, a good ability, and a network of contacts, all of which he has no shortage of.

this year, he did not pull back the carbon in the mountains but pulled back my grandmother.

when Grandpa came back with carbon, he went to a house to ask for water, and it was my grandmother who opened the hospital. Grandpa drank three bowls of water in a row, which is about to overflow, and he has no intention of leaving. When she asked this and that, Grandma was impatient and wanted to drive him away, but Grandpa sat still on the threshold of the courtyard, so Grandma turned back to the house and came out with a kitchen knife in her hand. Without saying a word, she moved a chair and sat on it looking at my grandfather.

at that time, people often said that there were "three evils" in Xishan, namely, jackals, wild boars, and pockmarked legs. Tigers and wolves eat sheep and pigs, and wild boars harm crops. This "pockmarked leg" is a nickname for bandits. Pockmarked legs under more than 30 brothers, it is said that all fly eaves to walk the wall with special skills, they kill people to do everything evil, at the mention of the word "pockmarked legs", even those who want to die and hang themselves immediately quietly stop making trouble. The pockmarked leg is such a ghost that almost no one has ever seen him. I just heard that there was a pockmarked seed the size of Yuan's head on his right ankle, with a tuft of white hair on it. Grandma may have regarded Grandpa as a servant of pockmarked legs.

Grandpa sat on the threshold of the courtyard and began to smoke dry cigarettes, one pot after another, slowly; Grandma sat at the door of the house and began to hum folk songs, one after another, humming with a rhyme. It was not until the sunset in the west that an old man came upon the slope facing the courtyard gate. Grandpa estimated that he was the owner of the family. He stood up, patted the dust on his ass, held the whip in his arms, made a deep bow, and dropped the words: "I have a crush on your daughter." Despite the astonishment of the old man, he left on his own.

early the next morning, Grandpa unloaded a truckload of carbon at Grandma's door, tied up the horse, stood in the middle of the yard, and slapped a hundred whips. A hundred whips, full and loud, woke up all the ears in the mountain village. After a hundred whips, Grandpa knelt on the ground and shouted to the door, "I'm going to marry your girl!" Stop talking.

Grandma's father crouched in front of Grandpa, advising left and right, with snot and tears, Grandpa was silent and motionless. The people who were stuck in front of the courtyard and watched the hustle and bustle on the wall finally went home tediously. Grandpa was still on his knees, but every once in a while he shouted, "I have a crush on you. I can't get up if I don't agree." It was not until she saw the sun blushing at the top of the mountain in the west that Grandma came out and stood at the door of the house and said, "if you want me to marry, you will kill the pockmarked legs." With that, he turned around and went back.

Grandpa heard this, said nothing, stood up, rubbed his numb knee, went out to untie a horse, and shouted back, "you feed my horse." For a month, if I can't come back, it's all yours. " He turned around and went out of the courtyard.

every time my aunt talks about this, she stops, lights a cigarette, and squints her eyes. After hearing it several times, I already know the next story, but I urge her every time. She exhaled a puff of a cigarette and said slowly, "Don't worry, let me smoke two puffs."

later I have heard of three different versions, which I call the Big Gu version, the Grandma version, and the Big Boy version. I think the Big Gu version is the most wonderful, the Big Boy version is the most exaggerated, and the Grandma version is the simplest. So I continue to follow the big aunt version.

Grandpa was a cart driver, and he was also a runner, and he was no stranger to the set of running around the lakes and worshiping the mountains. In seven or eight days, he found out where pockmarked legs lived. Before going to see pockmarked legs, I bought two sheep and had a good sleep.

early the next morning, Grandpa drove the sheep to the village of pockmarked legs and went straight to pockmarked legs' house.

pockmarked legs did not expect that anyone dared to see themselves like this, and it was a bit of a surprise. When Grandpa paid homage to the top of the mountain, pockmarked legs were less alert to him and asked him whether he was joining the gang or passing by. Grandpa said, "I'm not joining or passing by. I've come to borrow something."

what do pockmarked legs ask to borrow?

Grandpa said, "I need to borrow your leg."

pockmarked legs "miso" jumped off the Kang, and the pistol in his hand pointed at Grandpa's head.

Grandpa smoked a dry cigarette, slowly told him that he was going to marry a wife, and then said, "I don't borrow it for nothing, but I must return it after using it."

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pockmarked legs froze and looked at Grandpa strangely. After a while, he asked, "what kind of mortgage do you take?"

Grandpa knocked all the dry tobacco pot in his hand on the soles of his shoes, took the whip off his waist, and said, "I've prepared two sheep to replenish you. I'll kill them for you." With that, he got out of the cave with a whip, carried enough strength, and waved a whip on the sheep's neck.

the sheep fell at once, and a red cut appeared on its neck like a knife, and blood gurgled out.

pockmarked legs are straight in the eye. Yes.

next, pockmarked legs sent someone to his grandmother's house to inquire about it. Knowing that what Grandpa said was true, he wanted to make a friend of Grandpa. Grandpa is also very refreshing, the two inserted incense, kowtowed, drank blood wine, and became brothers. Since they are brothers, naturally Grandpa should help with pockmarked legs, and the two agreed to leave the next day.

that night, Grandpa and pockmarked legs drank freely, and the pockmarked legs could not stand at first, so they snored when they were stuck on the Kang. Grandpa drank with pockmarked legs again, and when he was seven or eight minutes drunk, Grandpa got up to pee, got out of the cave, moved the stone mill next to the cave, and blocked the door, blocking all the men of pockmarked legs. Then he went back to the cave where the pockmarked legs lived, tied them firmly, stuffed them into a sack, carried them on his shoulders, and ran away quickly. By the time the pockmarked leg's men found out, Grandpa had already run more than twenty miles.

when I arrived at Grandma's house, it was an evening. Grandpa jumped over the wall and threw pockmarked legs in, jumped in by himself, and woke grandma and them up. Grandma looked at the pockmarked legs with her fists on the ground and was skeptical. When she saw the white hair on pockmarked legs, she first froze and then asked Grandpa how to catch pockmarked legs. Let her father pack up immediately after hearing this.

three people loaded the car with what they could take away, and finally put pockmarked legs on. As soon as he came out, Grandpa ran in the opposite direction of home, until a fork in the road, Grandpa put the pockmarked leg down and said, "Brother, I will borrow your leg, but not your life." If you are aggrieved again, they will find you in one day at the most. " With that, he left water and food, picked up the cart, and ran away.

when he got home, Grandpa asked for an auspicious day and a matchmaker. On the wedding day, Grandpa stood in the yard, whipping three hundred whips in a row, each of which shook out three round whips.