Spillover

Monday, 5: 00 p. M., weekly meeting.

Director Lao Wu speaks ppt, red and yellow color matching, full-screen text, imitation of Song Dynasty. People stared at the notebooks in front of them. After the leader posted on Wechat, he read a joke in moments, smiled, and nodded. Lao Wu was so encouraged that his voice rose. "to sum up, we decided to set the threshold to--"

"threshold."

"Hmm?" Lao Wu was frightened and looked at the leader. "Hmm?" The leader looked around, "who said that?" Just now, who said that? "

"me." Xiao Liu, stand up. The colleague was surprised.

"sit down, you sit down." The leader pressed his hands down. After thinking about it, he said seriously, "what did you just say?"

"threshold. Wu Gong said the word wrong. "

"Oh, Xiao Liu, you. It says the threshold. " The leader played around the game.

"that's his mistake."

Lao Wu: "what's wrong? Wait, wait. That's what I remember. Look. " After saying projection typing, Sogou Pinyin, fashion, Yiran paper.

"that's the phrase you generated when you were much more wrong." Xiao Liu stands up again!

"Oh, Xiao Liu, do you also like to correct the teacher when you read? We are all adults and know something. " The leader said that the expression was not very pleasant.

Xiao Liu: "Adults don't even dare to admit mistakes!"

Leader: "you can have opinions, but you should pay attention to the way." Lao Wu is your boss. If you have any questions, we can discuss them later. "

Xiao Liu: "I don't have a problem with him. He just wrote it wrong."

"Xiao Liu, how do you talk to the leader?" Lao Wu looked angrily and smiled: "it's all right, Boss Wang, it's all right. He was very angry after 1990."

"Xiao Liu, sit down Xiao Liu."

"Boss Wang looks, how bad it is."

"Yes, apologize to Boss Wang and Wu Gong."

colleagues have persuaded them to pull their sleeves through the air. Xiao Liu is upright and upright: "wrong is wrong." Threshold, not threshold. "

Lao Wu was the first to react and said with a smile, "Yes, I made a mistake. Thank you, Xiao Liu." We. Continue the meeting? " Look at the leader, the leader nods. At the end of the meeting, the leader called Xiao Liu: "come to my office."

Xiao Liu entered the door, and the leader asked to close the door. "sit down, sit down. It's all right. Relax." Leaders heat hot water, pressure cooker heating, boiling, washing cups, three times, handstand sprinkling tea, spout three meters long, shooting around the waist, very particular about Kungfu Tea. "do you smoke?" The leader took out two pairs of heather pipes. Xiao Liu declined politely. The leader himself took a quarter of an hour. The night at Westminster Abbey began to boil.

"what you just did is very incorrect." The leader said.

Xiao Liu: "Sorry, Boss Wang, this is a matter of principle."

the leader took another quarter of an hour.

Xiao Liu: "Boss Wang, may I go now?" It's off duty. "

Leader: "Young people, do not choose comfort when you should struggle most." Try to get out of your comfort zone and break through your threshold. "

Xiao Liu: "it's the threshold, Boss Wang."

Leader: "look, here we go again. Xiao Liu, you love to offend people too much! Character determines fate, okay? You have to change your character. "

Xiao Liu: "I'm sorry, Boss Wang, but this word is the threshold."

"does it matter how you pronounce this word?" The leader inhaled angrily and smoke puffed out of his ear. "what we are talking about is dealing with the world and emotional intelligence, emotion quality!"

"Sorry, Boss Wang, I must correct it. The abbreviation of EQ is the emotional quotient." Xiao Liu rose solemnly.

"Ooh!" The leader turned over the teacup with a split fist, suddenly looked back, looked at the word "patience" on the side, and calmed down with an open hand. "all right, you new graduates are knowledgeable and well done. It's a pity that the school didn't teach you how to be a man! "

"it's a matter of principle, Boss Wang, you leave me no choice." Xiao Liu's eyes are bright.

the leader paced back and forth, pointing to Xiao Liu, shook his head, paced again, suddenly opened the door, and shouted, "Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, come here." Xiao Zhou, 30, Arena of Valor Golden three, opened Hyundai, watched Wolf Warriors 2 five times. The leader and conductor: "Xiao Zhou, come on, you just got the certificate of high engineering, and last year you won the first prize in the skill contest." You tell us that the threshold of that word is still the threshold. "

"Ah, that's the thing." Xiao Zhou was relieved and said, "Boss Wang there are two ways to pronounce this word, and the threshold is correct."

Xiao Liu immediately objected: "Don't spit on people." There are never two ways to write it. Listen, it's not pronunciation, it's writing. There's only one word, one pronunciation. "

"Xiao Liu, shut up." The leader handed Xiao Zhou a heather pipe. "Xiao Zhou, you go on."

"OK, OK." Xiao Zhou sandwiched his pipe in his hair, and the leader couldn't help but look at him with new eyes. "Boss Wang, look, this word, it was originally a foreign word, threshold, the meaning of the critical value. When it is called a threshold, it generally means boundary, which is more used in computers. In the field of automation, we use a lot of thresholds because we are dealing with machines. "

the leader raised his chin and thought, "that's right." The valve, which is to control within the range, can not let this value exceed it. Well, this threshold is very vivid. "

Xiao Liu gave a loud cry, looking very painful. "give your bullshit! The threshold is simply the result that some people can't pronounce threshold words and spread them incorrectly! "

"take it easy, Xiao Liu. They all mean the same thing like Beckham is also called Beckham. " The leader suddenly had a lot of confidence. Xiao Zhou also said, "Yes, Xiao Liu, it's translated anyway, so don't be so serious."

"wrong is wrong. Why don't you admit it?" Why? "

Xiao Zhou said, "this is your fault, Xiao Liu." You see, it used to be read as ai ban and urticaria as Qian ma Zhen, but it has changed since then. Language, the main function is to communicate, as long as everyone understands what it means, why care about these details? Everyone has experienced the college entrance examination, so don't think you are great. If you insist on correcting your pronunciation, you are just showing off that you know something unpopular and satisfying your vanity. Wake up, do \ & # 39T be naive! "

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Xiao Liu sprang to his feet, grabbed Xiao Zhou's collar, and crashed into the corner of the table: "threshold!" Threshold! " Xiao Zhou's eyes were dented and his blood-spattered everywhere. The leader hurriedly stopped: "Xiao Liu!" Come on, Xiao Liu! Why are you so angry, Xiao Liu? " Xiao Liu looked at him, picked up the stapler, and pressed it on the leader's finger and belly button: "threshold!" Threshold! Threshold! "

colleagues outside were attracted by the sound of fighting and were at a loss as to what to do, and several strong men came forward and tried to hold Xiao Liu. "calm down! Xiao Liu, calm down! " But even though he was controlled by several big men, Xiao Liu still wriggled crazily, tearing around, shouting with blood all over his mouth: "threshold!" It's the threshold! Fuck your threshold! "

at this time, several special forces broke the window and jumped in, made a kite one after another, and stunned Xiao Liu with a special Nevada Taser. Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief, but the leader had been bitten off his tongue, and Xiao Zhou, whose face was blurred, could not be saved. Colleagues were so frightened that no one expected that a meeting on Monday would end in such brutality.

"Nanshan Nanshan, wild boar has recovered the target." After the special forces finished talking on the walkie-talkie, they pulled out a knife to pry open the back of Xiao Liu's head, and everyone knew it was a robot.

"I can't see it, I can't see it!"

"usually a good young man, alas!"

the special forces picked up the equipment and checked it, and reported: "the threshold is set low, the group of losers in the planning department!"

suddenly, as if some kind of switch had been triggered, Xiao Liu opened his mouth wide. The light from the explosion spread to Delta Centauri.