Tell my niece that I lost.

there are too many good-looking people and too few interesting people. It's the mantra of the post-00 niece. Whenever elders express confusion about their brain circuits, this sentence becomes a universal response. At the same time, his face should be covered with arrogance, which probably means that I don't want to talk to you boring people.

I asked her, do you think you are the only interesting person in the family?

not. The niece quickly rolled a white eye with the afterglow, and the fairy was beautiful and interesting.

A while ago, under the fierce pursuit of a junior schoolmate, the little niece began the journey of puppy love in life. The younger brother is good at coaxing the girl, and the niece can receive a love package every three or five times. However, the pick-up address is usually my home, after all, do not avoid their parents' puppy love, the fun is greatly reduced.

when I can take a bath or go to the bathroom, I am always called downstairs by couriers to pick up deliveries that do not belong to me.

I asked, can't you fill in your pickup address?

my niece said, "I'm only happy to hear your sister talk about it for three days and three nights in a row."

I asked, have you ever wondered why your mother talks about it?

my niece has honest eyes. After all, my father has never bought her so many presents.

when couriers charge too much, they sometimes wonder what's in the package. The answer is Aidou posters, Line Friends dolls, and occasionally lipstick.

poster dolls can understand why there is still beauty makeup? How many years will it take for your schoolgirl to run out of it?

she ridiculed. It seems that you don't know anything about women except eating lotus root.

if you have any suggestions, please go ahead.

have you ever heard that women can wear no makeup, but must have good lipstick? Besides, no girl can use up lipstick, okay?

I clasped my fist in both hands and thanked the girl for her advice.

my niece smiles and calls me Queen!

the days of acting as a courier collection point did not last long, and the relationship between niece and younger brother fell through. Although I feel very excited after I no longer have to collect the express delivery, as an uncle, I still have to care about the girl who has just finished her first love. I was fine before, so how did I split up?

my niece growled, he forbade me to call Aidou my husband, and I called my wife with the first sound in my hand all day long!

keep growling, and more importantly, he unexpectedly said that my family loves beans and carrots, pasted to the eighteenth line!

I was at a loss. She had no choice but to explain that she was out of date.

my niece's eyes are like seeing through the world of mortals, hoping that one day he will understand that the second dimension is not the whole world.

however, I remember that my niece is also a second dimension, as evidenced by a cabinet full of anime dolls. The niece's view of this is that she has successfully evolved to the 2.5 dimension, which, in short, is all-you-can-eat animation and reality.

I said she wasn't in love. She retorted that you not only like silly white sweet Lori but also like to attack the imperial elder sister.

but at least I won't manage several people to be husbands at the same time.

what if each of them is their destiny? Anyway, eating your dirt and buying their periphery is just a simple money relationship.

I probably know why your mother always says that you are abnormal. It is too difficult for you to understand after 00.

my niece patted me on the shoulder earnestly and attentively. The old man's horizons should be broadened. Don't just think that what you can understand is normal. Is the world more than that?

OK! Anyway, you are the one who rules the world in the end.

as for us, we'd better remember the 10 tips:

Make you look more flatterring in our cheap evening dresses under 50! We stock the best selection of your preferred taste.

1 when communicating with the post-00s monsters. You are not an adult, just an old man

2. Although they often say they are babies, they are adults

3. Adults love makeup and skincare

4. Boys also have the right to take care of their skin! Although bottles and cans may also be bought for girlfriend

5. Yes, it is puppy love. If you don't fall in love, you will grow old

6. I prefer sneakers to high heels because comfort is the most important thing

7. If you often don't understand what they are saying, you need to use bilibili

8. It's okay to hate each other, but if you dare to speak ill of Aidou, you're dead

9. If you still speak ill of the fate of the second dimension, please die again

10. In fact, you can say whatever you want. If you don't get their approval, it's useless to say anything