Uncle, marry me!

whose child? You're killing me! 1. Just out of the gate of the community in the morning, a five-or six-year-old Lori hugged my thigh and cried, "Uncle, you marry me!" I was in a mess when I heard a voice behind me say, "even if you are married, you have to go to school for me today!" 2. One day, when I was on a plane, I was sitting next to a six-or seven-year-old girl, next to her father. Father and daughter are talking and laughing. At this time, the stewardess came to deliver drinks, and my father's eyes were immediately caught by the beauty of the stewardess. Seeing this, the little girl said loudly to the stewardess, "Auntie, my father asked me to tell you that you are so ugly that you frighten him." The stewardess looked angrily at the father, who was very embarrassed and blushed like a monkey's butt. She only heard the little girl murmur to her father, "Don't blame my mother. You won't change wherever you go." How could I be so blind in my last life? how could I ask you to be my lover? " 3. During the Qingming Festival, I saw a child burning paper by the side of the road. From time to time, he secretly threw a few examination papers into the fire and murmured, "Master, you are old. You are doing more exercises over there. It is good for your brain, and you can also develop your intelligence." If there's anything you can't do, take my head teacher away and let her teach you. 4. the little girl, four years old, was very skinny. One day she was playing in bed and her father was watching TV on the side of the bed. Suddenly she accidentally fell out of bed. She quickly got up, went to her father and slapped her father decisively. "what do you think, kid?"

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5. My son is four years old. Once my son pissed me off, he went to his father and was ready to sue me for bullying him. Just at that time, my husband went to the bathroom, he couldn't find his father anywhere, and I ignored him when he asked me. Finally the child said in a loud voice, "where is your husband?" I guess he didn't want you and went to the supermarket to buy a wife! " 6. Eating noodles out, opposite Lori and her father, eating the same bowl. Her father fed her first, and then went to buy milk tea at her request. The little Lori picked up a spoon and put chili peppers into the noodles and kept muttering, "Let you feed, I'll let you feed, I can't eat any more, it's so hot for you." You're so hot. " 7. When I went to work in the morning, I was walking in the community, and suddenly a Loli sprang out from behind. She was about three years old and ran to the door of the community with her schoolbag on her back. She seemed to take the school bus and suddenly fell down in front of me. I was about to run to help her, she got up by herself and said angrily: "Why didn't you fall to death? if you fall to death, you don't have to go to kindergarten."